I am half sick of shadows

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
tenno-skoom
pinene

I think the most humiliating object in the world is the Fleshlight sleeve warmer

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Its only purpose is to slide into your fleshlight and get it to body temp. It's $30. I want to get every single man who owns one of these into one room and make them do long-form improv

pinene

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Jail!

pinene

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Different Jail!

were--ralph

i thought this was the bottom half of those one office chairs

this is so cursed all of it nsfw text
fuckyeahasexual
tesco-brand-aromantics

To other sex-repulsed people: Please understand that your repulsion towards sex is your own issue to deal with. Understand that sex is important to a lot of people (you don't have to understand why, just simply that it is), and understand that it's not okay to treat sex as a bad thing simply because it exists and you're repulsed towards it.

It's completely fine to vent about your friend talking in great depth about their sex life when it repulses you (and maybe tell them that it makes you uncomfortable and you don't want to hear about it) or for any reason for that matter, but don't talk about how much you hate sex in front of the people who find it a positive thing because you'll just end up being seen as someone who kills the fun. It doesn't seem fair, I know, but there are lots of places you can talk about this without upsetting people who enjoy it.

And to non-sex-repulsed people: Please understand that we need a space to air our repulsion to sex. If anything we say isn't directly aimed towards you specifically and it upsets you, then maybe consider that this space just isn't for you. Not everyone has the same positive feelings towards sex that you do, and we have just as much right to talk about how we dislike sex as you have to talk about how much you like sex.

And everyone needs to understand that it's possible to have negative feelings about sex —and to talk about these feelings— without it automatically being sex negativity.

peppylilspitfuck
depsidase

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astrabear

I can't let this cross my dash without bringing in the picture that @rustythechainsaw was inspired to draw when he first heard about this.

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[Image description: brightly-colored cartoonish illustration of several mermaids perched on a rock in the middle of the ocean. In the background, a volcano is erupting. The mermaids are blaring alarm noises (e.g. "EEEEooooEEEEoooo") and one is waving semaphore flags.]

puddleofchaos
spitblaze

RIP 1800s guys who invented 'ok' by misspelling 'all correct'. U wouldve loved 'pakij' and 'wimdy' and 'ingredience'

marzipanandminutiae

specifically, if anyone wants more info, there was a trend among the hip youths of Boston in the 1830s whereby they would intentionally misspell words and then make acronyms from the incorrect spellings. these included “K.Y.” for “Know Yuse” (no use), “O.W.” for “Orl Wright” (alright), etc.

but somehow, the one to make it to nationwide- and later worldwide -prominence was the humble “O.K.” for “Orl Korrekt.” the trend died and was eventually mostly forgotten, but it gave us one of the most frequently-used words in the English language

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(note for writers: while O.K. technically existed as far back as the 1830s, it didn’t start appearing in serious conversations until around the mid-20th century. so no, Jo would not refuse Laurie’s proposal in Little Women with any statement involving the word “O.K.” unless she wanted her refusal to have the tone of...I don’t know, “lol, take the L, bestie.” it was slang, for casual or joking or sarcastic use only, until relatively recently)

adoxographist
fruitymarcy

Goku is on Namek fightin that Frieza guy…Goku uhh…flyin or doin somethin over there…

ankle-beez

for context’s sake: this is from JBVO, a show hosted by Johnny Bravo where you could call in and request your favorite episode of a CN show and Johnny would play it for you. for the most part it worked out pretty smoothly since at the time cn’s shows mostly had an average episode length of 7 to 11 minutes.

but one day a viewer requested that they play their favorite episode of dragon ball z, a show with 23-minute long episodes. due to time constraints with both dbz AND jbvo they had to work a compromise: a sped up version of the requested dbz episode played with johnny narrating over it so people understood what’s going on

honey-wine-and-time
homemade lemonade my beloved <3